Logical Lessons

LESSONS IN LOGIC

If your father is a poor man,it is your fate but,

if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.

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I was born intelligent

-education ruined me.

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Practice makes perfect......

But nobody's perfect......

so why practice?

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If it's true that we are here to help others,

then what exactly are the others here for?

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Since light travels faster than sound,

people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word?

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Money is not everything.There's Mastercard & Visa.

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One should love animals.

They are so tasty.

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman

And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

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Every man should marry.

After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

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The wise never marry.

and when they marry they become otherwise.

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Success is a relative term.

It brings so many relatives.

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Never put off the work till tomorrow

what you can put off today.

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'Your future depends on your dreams'

So go to sleep

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There should be a better way to start a day

Than waking up every morning

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'Hard work never killed anybody'

But why take the risk

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'Work fascinates me'

I can look at it for hours

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The more you learn, the more you know,

The more you know, the more you forget

The more you forget, the less you know

So.. why learn.

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A bus station is where a bus stops..

A train station is where a train stops.

On my desk, I have a work station....

what more can I say........

I say : Don't know what to say!