YATIE's A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS- EARTHQUAKE

scene 1 - Jalan Multimedia @12.30am
Kelihatan sekumpulan manusia yg sangat ramai sedang berkeliaran di simpang masuk Blok B Cyberia di mana dipercayai keadaan yg sangat panik dan kelam kabut.


dear : Sayang! Pakai seatbelt cepat!!kang kene tahan kang.
me : Alers...lek laa awak. Roadblock jer tuh (tp dalam hati aku cuak yg teramat sangat sbb aku mmg takut kalau ade roadblock nih)

Dengan terkocoh-kocohnya, aku dan dear memakai tali pinggang keledar sbb takut kene tahan polis. Semasa melalui jalan tersebut, kelihatan sungguh ramai student yg dalam keadaan panik sambil aku pon panik juge sbb kelihatan cam ade kejadian yg tidak diingini berlaku.


me : Awak, ade org bunuh diri kot???tah2, ade org jatuh bangunan ker, balkony ker? (sambil kepala dan mataku meliar melihat ke arah bangunan tersebut)
dear: tahler, tatau laa. Tadek ape2 kot, agaknyer dak2 nih parti kottt?


So kitorang assume tadek aper2. So, kami pon meneruskan perjalanan pulang sbb dah mlm sangat. Setibanya di persimpangan Cyberia, kami lihat begitu byk kereta yg dipakirkan bersimpang siur sampai susah dear nak bawak kete.


dear : Apeler budak2 nih, parking mcm nih. Cam jalan diorang jer...
me : Lerss...marah plaks. ilek aaa..eh awak, naper ramai semacam nih. Nak kate ade blackout cam kat Seri Kembangan tadi, ok jer. ade jer lampu. (sambil aku dan dear tengok2 diorang)
dear : Ha'ah ek, asal ek?
me : ape kate awak tanya kat guard depan tu kang (wink wink)
dear : nak tau, tanya sendiri :p
me : takper, tanak tanya sudah. saya ramai informer. nanti tau jugakk:p


Dear pon tetiba bengang ngan guard tu pasal tetiba jer guard tu tiup wisel dia sekuat hati suruh kitorang berenti. Bengang jugak dear, sbb guard tu tak nampak sticker staff kat kete dear. Mmg nak kene guard tuh!!Sbb dah bengang, dear pon tadek hati laa nak tanya ape jadik kat Cyberia tu tadik.




Scene 2-Homme @1.05am


Dear : Sayang, saya dah sampai rumah dah.Ehehhe...saya dah tau ape jadik kat Cyberia tu tadii...ehehhe (bangga laa tu kununn..sbb dia tau dulu..cettt!!)
me : ape??cepat laa cakapp!!!
dear : errppp..kjap yerr...nak minum air jap
me : isk...cepat laaaa..sibuk plak nak minum air time2 gini
dear : kjap ler....nak mkn plakk
me : adeehhh..dia nihh..cepat lerrr!!!
dear : ehehhee...ade earthquake td. pasal tu ler dak2 tu semua diarahkan turun.
me : erkk..earthquake??ye kerr??kol baper??patut laa dengar dak2 rumah nih tadi citer ade gempa bumi..ade gempa bumi semua. tp sbb dah ngantuk, org terus masuk bilik jer. mana awak tau??
dear : saya tanya kat guard td. dalam kol 12 lebih td gegar. kite tak rasa sbb td kite kan on the road
me : eeiii..takutnyerr sayerrr




Scene 3 - Office @ 8.45 am


sambil buat tatau, aku pon meneruskan keje2 biasa di awal2 pagi. Yanti pon bercerita pasal earthquake, dia tak rasa gegaran sbb rumah dia tingkat 3 jer kat NEA.Kebetulan, kak yang pon baru sampai terus bukak cerita;


kak yang : eeiiii, takutnyer akak smalam. rumah akak bergegar cam kat tengah laut. beralun jer
me : ye ker kak, abis ade ape2 jadik tak??
kak yang : takde ape2, tp takut sangat sbb ingat tsunami. abg akak bukak pintu dengar org jerit2 'keluar...keluar'. Abang akak terus amik imal,akak amik firhan, terus turun bawah. Abang ipar akak terus datang rumah sbb dia ingat kitorang tido, terus grab imal bawak turun. akak dengan tilam2 firhan akak bawak skalik. takut sangatttt.
yanti : abis kak, semua org turun ke kak??ko biar benar kak sampai beralun camtu.
kak yang : turun laaaa...sbb kitorang dah takut sangat. mmg betul2 rasa cam kat laut. beralun sungguh.


aku yang terkedu dengar cerita kak yang terus terdiam sbb cam tak sangka bende2 nih jadik lg setelah kejadian Tsunami berlaku. Alhamdulillah, bende2 nih tak terjadik pada aku. Tp bende2 ginih betul2 buat aku terpk dunia cam dah sampai ke penghujung. Rasa insaf jugak dengar cerita2 gini. Tambah kesian bila dak2 kat cyber hanya dapat naik rumah diorang jam 3.30 pagi. Kesiannya ryn n eza. kalau laa aku tau ape jadik kat diorang masa tu, mmg jer aku pergi carik diorang. insaf betull....

YATIE's A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS - UNEXPECTED MIGRAIN

a few days ago

me : dear, i got a headache...serious pain in my head!!!!

dear : sabarlah, awak selalu kene panas tu plus asik minum air batu jer. u have to stop drink an

ice, ok. sakit sangat ker?

me : sakit giler nih. takper aaa..ok kot esok

yesterday (scene Nilai 3)

me : waaaa...panasnye...dah berdenyut kepala nih

wawa : tu laa kak, wawa pon dah pening2 nih. tak sabar nak sampai rumah

me : jom wa balik. sakit pale nih

yesterday nite (scene: Seri Kembangan)

me : awak, bawak slow2 sket yer kete. sakit kepala laaa. nak mkn panadol, panadol tertinggal

kat opis plak.

dear : laaa, nape tak cakap awak sakit kepala. tau tadi, saya bawakkan ubat hari tu. it was in my

bag, i left the bag at home.

me : takper laaa. sket jer kot. nanti ok laaa. nak ketawa pon kene pegang kepala nih..ehehehhe

dear : ape laaa. kelakar aa awak nih

@homme, 12.00 am

dear : reach home already, how's ur headache??

me : still the same. getting worst

dear : hurm...sian awak. esok saya bawakkan ubat laa..takpon gie klinik terus k. nanti

bertambah teruk, susah plak.

me : takper, tak tahan cuti lerrr..ehehehe

dear : nop..jgn nak ngader, awak dah half day dua kali last week. it's not gud for ur performance.

unless u r really sick, then u can take a leave.

me : alersss...lecey ler. garang laa plak tetiba awak nih. cam bos plak :p

dear : ehehe..ok now, u go for sleep, then tomorrow saya teman gie kelenet , k.

me : okiess!!

this morning @ office

(the worst part when my staffs goes for training for 2 days until tomorrow and kak yang had to go to pay all bills, then left myself at the office handling everything plus plus the phone keep ringing and ringing and ringing until i feel like i want to campak and pijak the phone)

me : (huh....getting worst. still headache. cannot stand anymore. Take my hp and start sms-

ing my dear) I want to go to k8. takleh tahan dah.

dear : ok. wait 5 minutes. i'll arrive there in 5 minutes.

in the clinic

me : morning docs.

dr myra : morning yatie.

me : headache lg aaa dr myra. sebelah jer..dah baper hari dah

dr myra : hurm...come, i check ur blood pressure (sambil mengepam-ngepam lengan

ku.....oooouuuuu...sedapnyerrrrr)

aiii...nampak tembam sket muke. wut happen?

me : hehehhe...mkn byk. cam biasa aaa dr, pressure je mkn and mkn lagi. lagipon geng mkn

dah naik keje last 2 week, so asik mkn jer laaa kitorang.

dr myra : ahahahaa...pandai laaa ko, hati senang yerr skang (winkkkk winkkkk!!! ;))

me : mana ade laaa...org byk keje tau (alersss...kantoi laa plak..dr nih dah nampak aku

ngan dear hari tu kat luar)

dr myra : hurm, u nih migrain nih.

me : erkkk..MIGRAIN???? are sure. my blood ok ker?

dr myra : ok. 117. normal. mmg migrain nih . u kene panas ek??

me : ye kott.tapi takkan ler i nak dok kat rumah jer. of course kene panas la kan?

dr myra : takper, i kasik ubat ek. mkn tau. u nak cuti tak??bleh keje?

me : takper aa dr myra. i kene keje laa. keje sangat byk. my staff tadek. dua org go for

training.

dr myra : then, u tinggal sorang kat opis???

me : takler, kak yang ade. tp keje byk gilerr..tak dapat nak catch up.

dr myra : ahahhaha...abes laa ko. dah ler keje finance. patut laaa ko dapat migrain. i kasik cuti

laaa, nak??

me : takper aaa..sian kak yang nanti sorang2 kat opis. keje byk.

dr myra : okies, tp ko jgn luper mkn ubat tau. kang ko sakit, sian 'abg' ko

me : ahahahha...k laa. nak kuar. malas nak layan u (kureng dr nih, pecah rahsia aku n

makin galak lagi laaa dr myra tu ketawa sambil kenyit2 mate kat aku....cetttt!!!)

dear : uitttt...bukan main kuat lagi ketawa kat dalam. apesal???nih dr cakap ape

me : ehehehe.... kene migrain. kureng dr myra tu.ahahaha

dear : haaa??migrain? abes kene migrain leh lg ketawa2.

me : lerss..ilek aaaa..dr myra tu laaa..suke benau sakat org.

dear : hurmm...nanti saya belikan awak ubat migrain tu laaa..kasik awak mkn. sian sayang

saya nih. tu laaaa, asik keje jer..tak ingat jage kesihatan.

me : pulak..tak baik tau marah org sakit :p

hurm...kesimpulannya, skang aku dah diagnosed kan kene migrain. tak sangka plak bleh kene, sbb selama nih mkn panadol ker dah baik dah. tp lately nih pening jer mmg tak cukup sekadar panadol la. kalau dulu bleh jer telan sebiji, tp skang kene telan berbiji2..last2 dah kene migrain camnih...uhuuhhuh... nih laa bahana ( bahana ker banana???ekekkeke) keje teruk sangat, sampaikan tido pon tak lena sbb ingat keje, jawab telefon pon cam jawab telefon kat opis (sorry dearr...tak sengajee), time cuti pon nak keje jugak and blaaa blaa blaaa lagi pasal keje...plus all the pressure comes lately. Now, i have to start to eat a lots of vitamins and supplements for my health...grrrrrr.

UNTITLED.....

hurm..rasanya cam dah lama sangat2 aku tak post ...seriyes tadek masa. Bz giler2. Dan badan pong sangat penat, so tatau nak post aper .

Now i know how Sa'ar feel when he has to handle everything. It's so interesting to get a new task , just that i dun have so much time to chit chatting , surfing and entertain anyone who comes to my office. I have to concentrate more on my work ( i'm still learning as fast as i can). Thank Allah, Sa'ar teaches me everything and he never get angry when i never understand anything. He keeps teaching me everyday and now, when he went for leaves, he send me a message to call him if i have doubt while doing the work. Can u imagine, when a clerk offers a help like that to an Assistant Manager like me. I definitely won't find anyone like Saar at the other place, seriously!And now, alhamdulillah, everything is under control, but i really need him @ the office. I really can work alone in the office without my staffs- kak yang, yanti n saar. I would rather go for leaves cause i know everything is going ok without me rather than they go for leaves cause i can't handle everything (ehehehhe....alasan best nih utk cuti). Thank to Allah, now i work with peoples that can cooperate with me.

This morning , went to the BCB to clear my cheque. WUUUTTTT!!!A CHEQUE????Yes...my first cheque, never in my life i received a cheque. Now, with a proud feeling, went to the bank with my first cheque after struggle less than a month doing something , so that i can get extra income (uhuhuh...cause i need to pay my dear back after he lent me his credit card for my used). Alhamdulillah, at least i dun have to give my own money to repay him back. Eventhough the income is not so much (uhuhuu...cause i just started a few weeks ago), but i really appreciated what i have done so far.

And now, i target to settle roadtax and insurance for my car (can't believe i have a car aged 1 year old...sob sob sob) and save a money for my brother's wedding and of course for my wedding also...eheheheh(hopefully soon)

Men and periods

Men and periods. Maybe some of u think that this is radiculuos.Well, for me, for the first time when a frens told me that men also had a period like a women, i laughed loudly. I can't believe that they also like women, does that mean they will menstruated like us??

Well, when a frens ( kind of 'abg' to me) explained that men also had their hard times , means they will have no moods to talk, fluctuated-emotion, need to be pampered, need to be alone and etc like women when they have the 'red-light'. Oooohh...like that , huh!

When i practiced this kind of concept to me and my bf, i kinda understand and use that information to understand more about my bf. Frankly, in our relationship, he used to sacrificed everything for my happiness but sometimes i can see in his eyes that he also needs an attention from me and i have to sacrifice this time for him.

Lately, i can see that my bf quite patient with my emotion and my behavior. Since last week, i quite bz with my work and my extra-income-work, so i had less time to spend time for him, and he never argued about this thing but from his words, i know that he needs me and i promised to myself, how bz i am, i have to spend a few hours for him. Listen to him, pamper and love him as usual. In addition, he felt sick a few days ago since i went back home (poor dear..he must missed me so much) and i can't hardly wait to come back to meet him. I think tis is the best time for me to repay everything that he did to me when i was sick a few months back. But sadly, i really do not have time to care for him (i really hate myself for this :( ....)I promised him to cook for him but i do not. And i planned to send a food for him while he was really sick , but i failed to do it. More and more promises that i made, but i failed to fulfill. Suck!

Last nite, we had a little argument, and again, I feel suck to myself. I should see him that he really needs me. He went for seminar all day long and rush to take me for dinner. And suddenly, for a small matter , i made him sad. He knew that i do not took my lunch that day, and he rushed to accompanied me for dinner. Again, i hate myself when he said "takkan saya nak jumpe awak pon tak boleh?"..hurmm...again and again i remembered his word until i can't sleep. Gosh...!!feel so suck!

My frens (abg) asked me to be very patient this week while my dear recover from his fever and his period. I call him this morning while he having his seminar and seems like he get angry with me (i am just deliver a message from his collegeues..urgent matter from his office) and i think he do not like me to interfere with his job. Sorry dear, i don't mean it. I am just deliver a message cause they cannot reached ur phone.And i told abg not to ask me again to call my dear when it is related to his job.

Well, now i knew how men feel when a women got their periods and how they can be so patient chic.

ARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!KENAPA LAA AKU KENE BERBINCANG DENGAN ORG YG TAK RETI BAHSE NIHH????SUSAH SANGAT NAK FAHAM APE ORG CAKAP..PASTU KUANG AJAR TAK PASAL LAK TUH...DIA INGAT AKU KULI BATAK DIA KERRRR????BODDDOOOHHNYAAAAAA

PERCUTIAN YG SANGAT BEST....

hari tu aku cuti ( 28 feb and 1 mac)..saje nak rehat2kan badan...rasa dah lama tak cuti lama. Rasa best laa plak tgk org gie keje, tp kite tak keje. ehehhe..Yg rasa sangat best tu bila my dear pon cuti jugak...dua hari jugak...itu yg sampai ade org kate kitorang tunang tu..cis..sapa laa buat cerita nih.

Aku ingat, aku sorang je kat rumah tu yg cuti, alih2 tgk nanee ngan nency pon cuti jugak..ahahhaa...rasa best jer menyakat wawa ngan fathiah ..diorang plak pont adek mood nak keje sbb kami bertiga cuti, diorang pon bangun lambat pagi tu..ehehhe...sbb nak sakat diorang, aku pon bgn pepagi, mandi sume pehtu gosok baju. pastu kebetulan nanee bgn awal, aku pon saje jer berborak ngan nanee cakap nak tgk wayang laa, nak sopping laaa..punyer laa bengang cik kak berdua tu..ehehhe..sian diorang.

Mmg saje bgn awal pagi sbb ade hal ngan my dear(dear sangat macho hari nih). Nak pegi KL sbb nak hantar sumthing kat someone, then jam pon baru kol 11 pagi camtu, kitorang terus park kereta then naik LRT ke KL..dear nak drive tp aku tak kasik sbb nanti dia letih , kebetulan plak KL pon jammed masa tu, naik LRT senang. Seb baik tak ramai sangat org, takler sesak sangat. Kitorang dok berjalan2 kat CM (uiii..lama sungguh tak ke CM) then lepas zohor ke tempat faveret aku laa kat petaling Street (bukan nak membeli, nak rambang mata jer). Seb baik sblm kuar CM, ujan selebat2nya, seb baik tak basah.

Pastu sambung jalan lg ke Jln TAR dan area2 berdekatan. Temankan dear carik kasut baru..huh dear nih. aku yg nak sopping, dia yg plak yg lebey2. Berat tau bawak brg dia...byk sungguh. Dgn jeans laaa, baju laaa..itu laa ini laaa...haii bulan lepas dah sopping, bulan nih pon dia sopping jugaks..ngader sungguh. Takper laa..sesekali, mmg for sure pas2 nih dia dah tak sopping lagi dahh.

Balik dr KL, tersangat laa penat. tido tak hengatnyer...punyer laa susah giler nak bangun..sakit2 badan sume.Tp kene jugak bgn awal. Aku kejut dear pagi tu, sian laa plak dengo suare dia yg penat tu, tp tak kire dia kene bgn awla jugak sbb kene teman aku buat IC baru kat Putrajaya. Dua tiga kali jugak ler aku call baru dia nak bgn.Siap2 sume, dia amik aku (uiiii...dear pakai baju baru ngan jeans baru jugakss...sangat smart) terus kitorang g Putrajaya. Sangat laa tensen bila opis buat ic tu dah tukar ke Presint 2 plak..aiyooo..puas le nak carik. Pastu dah sampai sana, sangat tensen sbb org yg amik gambar aku tu bleh plak berborak ...mmg confirm gambar tak cantiknyerrr...bengang seyyyyy. Dear pon bengang jugak, dia laa byk membebel tka puas hati..kelakar plak tgk dear membebel. Pastu teman dear setelkan semua bil at nearest area, sampai ke tengahari. Pastu cam biasa pergi laa berjalan2 sampai dah tatau nak jalan ke mana lagi dah..abis idea dahh...takkan nak gie putrajaya lg kot..bosan gilerr..

Hari rabu dah start keje balik..aduhaiii malasnya nak keje..sangat letey..tp takkan nak cuti lagi plak kan. So pergi laa jugak keje. Tp sangatt dengki pada dear sbb dia half day..uhuhuhu...(cengelat dear nih).Byk laa plak keje tu...agak lambat jugak laa balik..kol 7 baru balik..sangat leteyyy...pegi mkn ngan dear pon sempat laa tido skejap masa pegi dan on the way balik pon tido lagi dan lagi dan lagi...sampai laa depan rumah.Jalan pon dah terhuyung hayang semacam jerr..

Tp hari nih..sangat cepat bangun...sbb kene kejutkan dear (dia ade seminar kat KL)..dah lepas solat ingat nak tido balik tp mate terkebil2 jerr..terus bgn n mandi n siap2n terus gie keje. sangat awal sampai opis. Terus laa tgk email2 yg berkaitan.

Berborak skejap ngan kak aida..cam biasa laaa ..testi produk2 yg kitorang dah pakai..kitorang sejak dari kat U lagi suke experiment barang2 nih...kalau puas hati mesti dok promo sesama kitorang ...cam best lak..jadik bahan experiment utk produk2 nih...rasa seronok jerr..rasa cam zaman2 belajar jer..dia ape2 pon sure tanya aku nyer sbb nak tau aku penah guna ke idak..ahaha..aku pon sama jugak cam dia.

Hurm...aku pon nak kene g solat nih sbb sat lagi ade diskasen ngan XM unit...males betol nak berjalan2..ptg plak ade projek ngan member..kene berjalan jugak..letih dah..agaknyer kaki nih kalau leh cakap mesti dah cakap" oiii beb...letey laaa"..ehehhe..dah aku malas nak buat citer..kang dear marah sbb aku sangat suke buat cerita fiksyen..ok daaaaaa!!!!